| i hate it when my father
who used to never get sick
now gets those silent, stifling coughs
or
when my mother has to get those shots
on the bottom of her foot that makes her
limp a little
and i have to help support her to the car
and drive her home
and i hate it when my brother comes running to the car
to help me
carry in the heavy groceries
it's not that
i don't love them.
but it's that
they become too human.
i hate it when
my brother falls asleep
waiting for me to finish my work
and i hate it
when my mother cooks for me
or when
my father tucks me in at night
it's not that
i don't appreciate them
but it's that
i become too human..
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| both the rose bowl and the tostitos bowl were amazing.
football is undeniably entertaining.
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| "After ending an office romance, a female friend of mine threw a bag
full of her former paramour's love letters, cards, and poems into an
outside dumpster. The following day he called and wanted to know
why she would throw out his letters. She was stunned. He
explained that a homeless person going through the garbage read the
correspondence and called the number found on a piece of
stationery. The homeless man was curious as to why two people who
seemed so in love could now be apart. 'I would have called you
sooner,' he told the former boyfriend, 'but this was the first quarter
I was given today.'"
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| stolen.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"In your seed all the nations of the earth shall be blessed". guess where that's from.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a big pile of paperwork.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
fox news at five. arguably the most interesting activity of the day.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:55am
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
12:27am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
washing machine
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
3 hrs ago. walking from the car to the garage.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
cnn.com. murders at haditha (sp?)
9: What are you wearing?:
clothing.
10: Did you dream last night?:
no. i don't have dreams. both literally and figuratively speaking.
11: When did you last laugh?:
i don't laugh. laughing is for people who are happy and carefree.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
white stucco.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
my face
14(a): What is the last book you finished?:
uh. Flaubert's Parrot by Julian Barnes. fantastic book for a fantastic class that i failed. check out that alliteration.
14(b): What book are you currently reading?:
Flaubert's Madame Bovary for the aforementioned class that i am no longer taking and whose reading i clearly never got a chance to finish. also Life of Pi.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
in completion? Mean Girls. duh. right after Clueless. DUH.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
i don't know. probably life insurance for all those motherfuckers that would want to kill me or kidnap my family. who wants to be a multi-millionaire. i don't. i'll just settle with millionaire.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
let's keep it that way.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
destroy Paris Hilton.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Y.E.S.
20: What is the last thing you ate or drank?
wasa crackers with hummus and prosciutto. like, yum!
21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
bitch
21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
cracker
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
sure, why not. maybe rural france or spain or ireland.
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| WE WANTED IT. WE COULD TASTE IT. WE WANTED IT. WE HAD IT.
DOMUS!
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